Uh oh. You're not what we're looking for at this time.
We're seeking members with a variety of awful qualities, including lying about knowing other authors, scoundrel behaviors, devilish ways, a distaste for other perspectives, and the inability to accept that you're wrong.
Since you're a good person and these qualities do not seem to apply to you, you cannot join the Romance Wranglers Of America at this time.
Here are some other organizations to look into: